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Cat Tzu Quotes

Cats in straw samurai hats intercut with black quote cards attributing absurd fake wisdom to 'Cat Tzu'. Reused by swapping in your own nonsense proverb.

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Views
3.0M across 1 sighting
Length
8.2s · 720×720
Source
tiktok · @catburger123
Added
Sep 7, 2026
Transcript

WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.300 No one can use you if you are useless. 00:00:02.301 --> 00:00:04.881 The longer you don't pee, the longer you pee. 00:00:04.940 --> 00:00:07.994 If your enemy can predict your next move, then don't move.